December 2011
Dec 31st
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off to be a fifth wheel at dinner then maybe stuff my face at midnight while everyone kisses each other.
Dec 31st
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also, it’s really scary how much of ourselves we put out on the internet.
Dec 31st
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i spent my night catching up with one of my best friends and we counted 25+ girls that i went to high school with that had children and 10+ that have already been to rehab. i can’t wait to not be associated with this city.
Dec 31st
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yasseahhhs replied to your post: n00dz? Can you snag the IP address? I will murder this person. hear that anon? my big brotha gonna get you
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Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: n00dz?
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ryan gosling’s flaws:          
Dec 30th
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Oh father, oh father, oh father, oh father Father, well I am ready, Won’t you let it begin? Cause I am here now, I want to dance in The mighty palm of your hand
Dec 30th
why do i stay up this late? oh yeah music
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: someone sounds a little desperate for a new years kiss...
Dec 30th
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bout to go put some calamari in my belly yayayayay
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mikexmoynihan asked: GROW UP
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I tried convincing God to change you. We had it out and He said no. You said a choice is a choice and He said you made it. He’d help you along but God, why is nothing free?
Dec 29th
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i’ve spent the last 20 minutes fighting with myself about whether or not to go get some ice cream.
Dec 29th
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Anonymous asked: You were born
Dec 29th
Anonymous asked: Fuck you
Dec 29th
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sonofdisaster asked: Mallory is being funny .. makes my night :) .. but yes, you are pretty. You're beautiful!
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Welp,
hellokansas: Time to start craigslisting for my new years kiss.
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xpoopdollarxcrewx →
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TYPE YOUR NAME: Mallory
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: maaklk,lkffrhy
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: mallory
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: mazlllotryh
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: ftgjm
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: was just a question. youre the one who blogged about it
Dec 28th
Anonymous asked: Who? What happened?
Dec 28th
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i regret even saying anything to you.
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zzzbrown-deactivated20120422 asked: 20, 34/35
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Anonymous asked: 23, 27, 31, 45
Dec 28th
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Marshall: I just got a sweet ass jacket!
Mallory: I just got a sweet ass shot.
Marshall: What? Jealous! Of what?
Mallory: A flu shot...it's 3 p.m...
Marshall: I knew that. I did. Yep.
Dec 28th
Anonymous asked: 29 (boy), 33
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oh good morning dad i’m just…chillin
Dec 28th
How long will we blame the devils on our...
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